@OVO_Ty15: Accidentally made my Christian Mingle username 'Voldemort69' again
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@androszr: If you could choose between having a girlfriend and owning the new playstation what would be your first game?
@1par8head: Daughter text me from upstairs..come here and bring your glasses..that can only mean one thing...we are about to make fun of people on FB...
@jus4golf: Me: What's for dinner? Her: Chinese. Me: I will make the Duck Sauce. *catches duck *fires up juicer