@OVO_Ty15: Accidentally made my Christian Mingle username 'Voldemort69' again
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@ErrenMichaels: The freebie-jeebies That feeling you get when someone creepy buys you a drink without asking.
@flahertykeely: stuck on a crowded subway next to a girl playing candycrush, she made a bad move & half the car went "ooooo" in a chorus of dismay