@OVO_Ty15: Accidentally made my Christian Mingle username 'Voldemort69' again
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@thinkingparsnip: *DJ drops the beet* ERRYBODY IN THE CLUB begins wondering why the DJ would bring a root vegetable to work with him.
@WheelTod: If asked at a job interview "what's your biggest weakness", test their tolerance for honesty by replying "mortality"
@Jamie1947: Things I Suck At: 1. straws, ha ha jk lol 2. Parallel parking, no seriously, I'm really terrible at this 3. straws, haha same joke as before
@brianbowman73: I shot a man in Reno, Just to watch him cry. It was just a Nerf gun you big baby!