@joshgondelman: Accidentally opened Excel. Decided to roll with it and get my life together. See you all never.
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@MadcapsTPS: Yes I brought my own shot glasses and started a party at my table, but is that really a reason to throw someone out? Worst library ever.
@AJemaineClement: Good one computer geniuses, you made everything "user friendly" and "intuitive" and now idiots are on the internet commenting on everything.
@BangMyBongo: You get a green perennial vegetable, you get a green perennial vegetable, EVERYBODY GETS GREEN PERENNIAL VEGETABLES! - Okra
@amydillon: [sits next to friend in a coma, holding her hand] "Squeeze once if that's an 8 at the end of your HBO Go password."