@joshgondelman: Accidentally opened Excel. Decided to roll with it and get my life together. See you all never.
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@BMcCarthy32: if one member of the motorcycle gang has to pee do they all stop or does he just have to catch back up?
@MatCro: ME: Man, Nosferatu is a good film HIPSTER: I preferred the original M: Original? What original? H: Nosfera One.
@matt___nelson: JUDGE: I hereby sentence you t- PENGUIN COURT REPORTER: *angrily smashing keyboard with flippers* CAN YOU GUYS SLOW DOWN A BIT
@Kendragarden: My neighbor said "nice skirt" so I said, "thanks, it helps me not blast Miley Cyrus at 6 in the morning, you should borrow it sometime."