@joshgondelman: Accidentally opened Excel. Decided to roll with it and get my life together. See you all never.
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@Thomas_Lull: Life is like a box of condoms. If you don't use one, you never know what you're goin get.
@goldengateblond: Wait til the people so excited about all-day breakfast at McDonald's find out they can make breakfast at home whenever they want.