@StarksWeek: Accidentally ordered a large Coke from McDonalds. My Smart Car tipped over
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@Jessdaisy: Just wanted to say thank you...I was scrolling my tl, saw your avi, and it reminded me I needed to take out the trash.
@IrishVin: My neighbour finally confronted me about clothes missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants.
@chopper4jk: If she ever says: What did you just say!? I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.