@Lola_Areola: Accidentally picked up two traffic cones instead of my children again
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@jannable9: I'm not sure who looks more frightened & confused when someone knocks on my door, the dog or me?
@junejuly12: I wonder if this guy ahead of me in line would mind if I pulled his jeans up for him.
@TheAlexNevil: Most of being a parent means saying "Great!!" when your kid insists you watch him perform an unidentifiable skill.
@XplodingUnicorn: My toddler stole bacon off my plate. We all had a good laugh. Then I made her move out.