@ADifGuy: Accidentally pushed the premium gas button and now I'm worried my car is high.
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@mattZillaaaa: I don't mean to brag but I've perfected the confused look whenever my credit cards get declined
@KyleMcDowell86: "Honey,can u make the dinner reservations for 3 instead of 2 tonight? Debby's coming" "We're not bring ur new chainsaw-" "HER NAME'S DEBBY"
@morganalxander: Hello my name is Morgan and I used to think lingerie was just a fancy way to say laundry
@CornerPubRon: My computer is frozen. Unfortunately it looks like moving my mouse around in circles did absolutely nothing to fix the problem.