@StaceyShortcake: Accidentally sent a guy a ;) instead of a :), now one of us is probably pregnant.
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@Phook75: A reboot of Dexter, but this time he stalks and kills people who reply to a text message with a phone call
@MommaUnfiltered: If you start your emails with "Greetings" let me be the first to welcome you to Earth.
@ruraljules: Relationship status~ Siri saw my browser history & now she isn't talking to me either
@BlindChow: DOG COP: sir, you ran a gray light DOG DRIVER: it was gray! COP: no, it was gray! DRIVER: gray! COP: *starts barking* DRIVER: *barking*