@StaceyShortcake: Accidentally sent a guy a ;) instead of a :), now one of us is probably pregnant.
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@Not_a_JesusGirl: There is nothing funnier than yelling "SHE'S STEALING MY BABY!" at a mom having a hard time with her kid in public.
@CodyJP9412: REPUBLICANS: I can't believe Trump won. DEMOCRATS: I can't believe Hillary lost. ME: I can't believe it's not butter!
@WilliamRodgers: Everyone stop over reacting! There was no Earthquake.... I slipped in the shower, these things happen...