@GarreTheFerret: Accidentally swallowed some food coloring. I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside
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@ThisOneSayz: Me *points gun at clerk*: stick 'em up!! Put Algebra 25 and *looks at college syllabus* Psychology 15 in the backpack!
@GrantTanaka: Grandma, what big eyes you have! thyroid actin' up What big ears you have! ear infection What big teeth! receding gums, look I’m just old ok
@rachaelkelly18: The lady at the bakery who draws her eyebrows on is looking extra surprised today