@GarreTheFerret: Accidentally swallowed some food coloring. I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside
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@GrandadJFreeman: If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.
@bourgeoisalien: #TT At 14 I yelled, "You'll NEVER understand Morrissey,dad!!" and tried to run dramatically out of the room but ran into a wall & fell over.
@Teeter_Totter: I don't care how hardcore you are. If you don't cry when Dumbo visits his mommy in elephant jail, you have no soul.
@AnniemuMary: My husband got new earbuds. Think I'll skip the middle man and put them straight in the washing machine.