@GarreTheFerret: Accidentally swallowed some food coloring. I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside
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@Hurly_Burly: Psychologist: Let's play a word association game. I'll say a word, you say what springs to mind Rainbows Me: I hope my ex dies in a fire.
@AGreaterMonster: If cupcakes could talk, boy, there sure would be a lot of screaming in my house.
@GrantTanaka: "You know the speed limit here, son?" 45 "You know how fast you were going?" 88 "So where you off to in such a hurry?" 1985
@magicraisin: She said: "I want to have your children." . Me: "They'll be on the first bus in the morning."