@lazerdoov: Accidentally texted my dad "have a hood day" and he shot three people
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@iresurfaced: Dating a woman in 5 easy steps: 1. Be attentive 2. Don't be too attentive 3. Show interest 4. Don't show too much interest 5. Seek therapy
@sageboggs: pope: love all *everyone cheers* *he serves a tennis ball right into the crowd* pope: fifteen-love
@Elizasoul80: My son just said "I'm sorry I can't be cute right now, I'm hungry" and I've never understood him better.