@sbrooks13: Accidentally took an adderall instead of an anti-depressant now I'm SUPER focused on my depression.
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@yassinovic89: What if Aliens don't want to visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move.
@Tmoney68: Apparently, it's "bad manners" to stare at a female coworker for 30 seconds, then ask if she's self-conscious about her hair.
@rickolantern: *replaces cream in doughnuts with mayo, tries not to laugh as Frank from accounting eats one...watches, waits, frowns as Frank goes for 2nd