@sbrooks13: Accidentally took an adderall instead of an anti-depressant now I'm SUPER focused on my depression.
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@gobmentcheese: I've worked at my job for 7 years & my boss still hasn't noticed that I only give Magic 8-Ball responses to all of his questions.
@davidkenny100: A prankster draws glasses on all the photos In Lois Lanes family photo album... Lois Lane: "this is not my family photo album!"
@kelkulus: Whichever marketing genius created the "Kim Kardashian Kollection" must not know much about history or acronyms.
@GinAndJif: If you encounter someone who is massively overreacting to something, calm them down by laughing at them.