@sucittaM: Accidentally triple-knotted my laces so I guess I'm wearing these shoes for the rest of my life.
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@LittleMissAngr1: If you drink enough coffee with your morning joint, you can wake and shake and bake.
@mochanya: Just watched a commercial...How is it possible that the side effect for asthma medication is shortness of breath?
@Kyle_Raney: Dang girl, are you an unreliable scientific claim? Because imma need you to BACK THAT UP
@PleaseBeGneiss: NOAH: whoa hold up, we already have two slugs SLUG (wearing shell): no no, not slug *taps shell with eyeball* call me snail NOAH: *narrows eyes* you look like a slug SLUG: does the big guy know you brought your wife and kids? NOAH: SLUG: NOAH: karaoke’s at 7