@KimmyMonte: accidentally vacuumed up my air guitar
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@mattvbrady: im about to go on a date. im sure it will be perfectly normal and wont go viral or anything...
@JediGigi: People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?
@HallpassCanada: The "Beware of Cat" sign posted outside my house doesn't seem to be having the desired affect.