@KimmyMonte: accidentally vacuumed up my air guitar
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@Wine_Honey1: When I'm exercising with my cats, I barely make it through track one on my playlist before I need a nap in someone's yard. *gets arrested for trespassing
@RubenWriter: The rain is starting to worry me. I'm afraid that because I have a beard that my friends will expect me to build an ark.
@GaryJanetti: Yes, the Nazis were wrong but the Von Trapps were also singing very loudly, all the time, and had refused to stop.
@AlanFelyk: It’s amazing how many people can hit pine trees and drive with them still hanging on their car roofs. Like nothing happened.