@capricecrane: Accidentally walked into the men's room so I just went ahead and used the urinal so it wouldn't be awkward for anyone.
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@Try2StopME: *Knock Knock* Me: Who is it? Police: Police. Me:What do u want? Police: To talk. Me: How many r u? Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
@ianpauldukes: Scientists: The impending climate crisis will be the darkest most frightening episode in human history. Me, who loves Netflix documentaries: Damn that’s gonna be good.
@Stap_Jr: I don’t have an Alexa so I have to say things like “Matt, play music” or “Matt, turn the lights off” and then I have to do those tasks myself and it’s super embarrassing.
@TweetPotato314: Juliet: *Sees Romeo's lifeless body* Eh, it was like 4 days. Shakespeare: *From overhead* No, you're distraught! You also want to kill yourself. J: But, I'm only 13! S: C'mon you agreed to this. You're the lead! J: Fine! *plunges dagger into heart* - Shakespeare Pressure