@Wakenbake77: Accidentally walked into the women's bathroom, went ahead and peed sitting down so it wouldn't be awkward for anyone.
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@PinkCamoTO: Me: I hate people. H: I challenge you to say something positive. Me: I'm positive I hate people.
@LogicLaughs: I'm Not A People Person, Or A Morning Person, Or An Evening Person, Or A Going-Out Person, Or A Staying-In.. I'm Not Even Sure I'm A Person.
@ReeseButCallMeV: Drugs made me responsible. If it weren't for drugs I might have never started working at 15.
@cloudypianos: "someday this will all be yours" I say to my dogs, waving my arms wildly across a half empty plate of mexican food