@Amburglar_: According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business.
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@76coop: 20 yrs from now they'll make a movie on how Leonardo DeCaprio never won an Oscar. Plot twist the actor playing him wins an Oscar.
@crunchenhancer: She's got a great personality! It's the other 6 personalities that I'm worried about....
@iwearaonesie: if you want your wife to take you seriously, don't throw your sippy cup during an argument
@SortaBad: ATTENTION: Can the owner of the 'MarioKart Champion' tshirt return to security? There are several women here who'd like to have sex with you