@Amburglar_: According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business.
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@kellysdf: Sailors have the reputation, but nobody cusses like a mom who just found out school is closed.
@Jermaine_Accram: My "15 minutes of fame" are when I get my paycheck and everyone I owe money comes to collect
@fart: what's cool about Mitt Romney is that when you put politics aside he's still a genuinely detestable person