@Ristolable: According to Facebook a bunch of handsome dudes got together and decided to marry all my ex-girlfriends
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@hoedeehoe: 1st date: (don't let her know how self centered you are) Me: what's your favorite thing that I've said so far tonight?
@notalogin: Headline: "Female-named hurricanes kill more than male hurricanes because people don't respect them, study finds". AKA, "My eye is up here".