@Ristolable: According to Facebook a bunch of handsome dudes got together and decided to marry all my ex-girlfriends
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@AntiJokeTyrone: A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby
@patnspankme: When I wear cargo shorts and I need to find my phone I suddenly transform into a baseball coach giving play signals.
@thagr8short1: I never try to make guests feel at home. If they wanted to feel at home, they should have stayed there.
@warhorse76: Who invented Bull Riding? Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me.