@Ristolable: According to Facebook a bunch of handsome dudes got together and decided to marry all my ex-girlfriends
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@JaneSays___: Is there a way to politely throw breathe mints in someone's mouth while they're talking?
@LionJenkins: Dear Adobe, In all the times I've been to the circus I've never seen an Acrobat Reading.
@chrizmillr: Weird how Superman's an alien but looks exactly like a white dude & then he landed in Kansas & not say, mainland China