@FuzzyPimple: According to facebook it is my wife's birthday.
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@AnkCoupleTO: If my mom had just faked having a headache I wouldn't be writing this bullshit on the internet right now
@DurtMcHurtt: Getting a neck tattoo is probably the coolest way to show your love for manual labour.
@Ilovelamp1979: This could be the LSD talking, but I'm pretty sure I'd be more comfortable riding on the roof of the car.