@bazecraze: According to hotel AC, the difference between 72 degrees and 73 degrees is 40 degrees.
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@AngelaLovesNY: Cardinals are fornicating on my porch again! The birds...not the religious robey dudes.
@RidiculousSheri: I was in a gang once. We wore blue, traveled in packs, and ruled our turf with shiny instruments...wait. Band. I was in the marching band.
@kimmie_1980: Level of singleness: yelling, "pizza's here!" So the delivery man doesn't think all the pizza is just for me...
@sageboggs: The Commandments 1) def don't kill 2) no stealing, obvs 3) don't say my name? idk 4) luv ur neighbs! 5) but don't LOVE-love them, that's bad