@bazecraze: According to hotel AC, the difference between 72 degrees and 73 degrees is 40 degrees.
@TheMichaelRock: Coworker: Man, it's brutally cold outside!
Me: Yes, very weather, much winter.
@Reverend_Scott: Reasons why it's bad that Justin Bieber is retiring:
@Swishergirl24: I was hoping to lose weight when I quit drinking, but it turns out that's not how pregnancy works.
@ben_watt: Just now on tube. Man in rush loses coat draped round shoulders in train doors. Woman retrieves it and calls out 'Batman, your cape.'