@carrietini: According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid.
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@liv_thatsme: "A rug, but PERMANENT! It'll capture all your beloved dirt & filth for years to come! Each stain tells a special tale!" -inventor of carpet
@skin_and_i: Playing guess the animal with 4yo. 4: it looks like a tiger. Me: a lion? 4: no. Me: leopard? 4: no. Me: i give up 4: it's a tiger
@sarcasticmommy4: What I said: GET IN THE CAR, WE'RE LATE! What my kids hear: Start looking for a toy that was lost 5 years ago.
@JohnHilsen: I suppose I should be thankful that I'm a single adult. Life would be much more complicated if I were multiple adults.