@carrietini: According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid.
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@iamledgin: Hey, guy in Prius blasting heavy metal - decide which type of annoying person you want to be.
@BrettDruck: I dated a 21 year old for 3 months before she looked up from her phone and realized I wasn't Tobey Maguire
@rachelaxler: he literally just said, "everyone's saying i won the debate." is it possible...hear me out...trump has an imaginary friend named Everyone?