@carrietini: According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid.
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@LittleMissZesty: No matter how good your raspberry body wash smells, don't be tempted to drizzle it over your ice cream. I've been burping bubbles for days.
@NoogsCorner: Superman's only weakness is the extremely rare Kryptonite that all his enemies have.
@donjuantip: i've decided to start a new healthier lifestyle. I'm adding cranberry juice to my morning Vodka.
@CheryeDavis: Sure I'll join your Cause on Facebook...Right after I jump out of an airplane without a parachute...