@kevnasto: According to my autocorrect, i'm wearing edible pantries
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@kibblesmith: Hey "La La Land" remember when you gave us that fake happy ending and then took it away How's it feel
@RobocopLust: A portmanteau is when you combine 2 words to make 1 word. A great example of this is Groupon, a mixture of grey and poupon.
@StellaRtwot: Just saw a bumper sticker that said "I'd rather be tweeting." It was on a car that was flipped upside down in a ditch.