@ryaninco: According to my cholesterol level I'm a pizza.
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@shopkins776: When you say "You're gonna hate me for this" you're making an awfully large assumption that I don't hate you already
@Jennifergr8: Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? nnHe replied....chicken.nnnThank god he is good looking.
@dafloydsta: DOG: Then he said "Who's a good boy?" DOG THERAPIST: *nodding* You are of course DOG: *wagging tail* I KNOW BUT WHY DOES HE KEEP ASKING?