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@tayandmae: According to my current parking spot I'm a physician
@eliserose5: 8 out of 6 people think I'm terrible at math.
@ditchkelly: I thought my name was "Stop encouraging her" until I was 11.
@Book_Krazy: Him: I think you pick fights with me to get out of doing things together
Me: That's not true
H: Wanna go hiking
M: I don't like your tone
@exador86: "I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Imagine if Iron Man could do whatever an iron can. 🎶 Flattens shirts, with his heat. Gives your slacks a nifty pleat. 🎶