@13spencer: Everybody is a kid of some decade, but "90's kids" are the only ones who are annoying about it.

@neiltyson: Because you know I’m all about that data, ‘bout that data. No trouble. I’m all about that data, ‘bout that data. No trouble.

@FrankConniff: A lethal injection that takes two hours has no place in a civilized society. And it shouldn't happen in Arizona either.

@papasuncle: When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken.

@NewDadNotes: DHS: Do you known Anakin Skywalker? Darth Vader: Im An... DHS: he owes 22 years back child support for twins Darth Vader: I think he died