@Shock_Monster: According to my Ex, we only had 2 problems:
1. Me.
2. Not her.
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@asimplesean: Just saw a dog with three legs. He did have a fourth leg, but he also had three legs.
@Mikecanrant: Not trying to be racist or ignorant but...nnseriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike.
@Ungli_Baba: Me: Dad, how did you guys manage without WhatsApp and SMS ?? Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
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