@KaysNH: I thought I'd lose tons more weight if I drank extra glasses of water every day, but I guess I was just diluting myself.
@i_love_fudge: Close the door.
You're letting the wifi out.
@topaz_kell: If you look up my hair color history at the salon, you'll think I'm a unicorn.
@TheToddWilliams: [blind date]
HER: I'm a Nihilist
ME {trying to impress her}: Egypt is a beautiful country
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