@JD_Barney: According to my google history, I spent most of last night trying to buy a llama.
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@trojansauce: [getting a haircut] BARBER: anything else? ME: cut me BARBER: what? no ME: like sweeney todd BARBER: i'm no- ME:make me into a pie