@Jennifergr8: I'm beginning to think some of you are not your Avi's, which makes me sad. I thought I had a unicorn and dinosaur friend.

@LindaInDisguise: The worst walk of shame is the one back onto the crowded elevator after getting out on the wrong floor.

@dragnut: Picture someone stepping down off a curb that they didn't realize was there. Now you can say you've seen me dance.

@tastefactory: We really are the most blessed generation. We've had 7 iPhones and 7 Fast and Furious movies.

@Sanbel11: I never understood why chefs wear white. I go in the kitchen to get a glass of water and come back with five stains on my shirt.