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@kashmir_lover1: According to my gym trainer, I need to cut back on drinking
According to my bartender, I look great
Moral of the story: I'm drunk

According to my gym trainer, I need to cut back on drinking 
According to my bartender, I look great 
Moral of the story: I’m drunk

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