@tayandmae: According to my iPhone 6, I could commit a heinous crime, without using gloves, and have a different fingerprint just minutes later
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@Dutch_50: Newspapers are cool because you can cut out eye holes and spy on people. Try that with an iPad.
@breatheandlove: I was gonna post a picture of my breakfast but I can't get the gummy bears to sit up straight.
@PaperWash: angel: they seem to be doing well God: give them more diseases angel: is that really necess- God: and social anxiety and kill a gorilla
@sixfootcandy: Me: Aww a valentine! Officer: It's a ticket. Me: A ticket to your heart. Officer: Ma'am, will you- Me: Yes! I'll marry you.