@underchilde: According to my therapist, I should try dating a woman he isn’t married to.
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@Donna_McCoy: Sorry, I can't be around you today. The temptation to smack you in the face is just too great.
@rameshsrivats: Happy Dhanteras. If you buy gold today, you'll become rich tomorrow. Except for gold merchants. Who sell gold & become rich today only.
@UnicornSyrup: Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.