@CheetoBandito77: According to MyFitnessPal, I have been dead for 6 weeks.
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@HansGrubertron: [Weights bench at the gym] ME: ...327...328...329... PERSONAL TRAINER: Can you please stop counting ceiling tiles and do some exercise
@OneFunnyMummy: On bad days I like to take a pregnancy test to remind myself that things could be much worse.