@haykshan: According to serving sizes tonight, I'm a family of 4.
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@DirtMcTurd: 6: Dad what's a Kardashian? Me: Nobody really knows... 6: Sounds really stupid Me: I love you
@OhNoSheTwitnt: A Harry Potter spinoff series that focuses on Hermione's origin story called Granger Things.
@garrydavenport: "We've been doing this for years, I simply can't be bothered thinking up another long scientific name. Drink?" - people who named the fly.