@haykshan: According to serving sizes tonight, I'm a family of 4.
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@Darlainky: At Jurassic Park when they say to keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times, they mean it.
@Book_Krazy: 9: What did that message on the TV say Me: It said, the film has been modified to fit our screen 9: How do they know what size TV we have?
@DothTheDoth: Hungover? Hydrate. Anxious? Hydrate. Want to advance Satan’s agenda here on Earth? Hydrate.