@mydmac: According to the law it's not appropriate to put a bounty on my boss. I actually thought it showed great initiative and leadership.
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@Pirate_nurse: If he's dumb enough to send you a generic message in a mass text...be smart enough to reply to all "I still haven't gotten my period."
@fro_vo: Wife: can you pick up milk on your way home Me: can't he just get a ride home with friends Wife: again, our son's name is not Milk
@magicraisin: She said: "I want to have your children." . Me: "They'll be on the first bus in the morning."