@mydmac: According to the law it's not appropriate to put a bounty on my boss. I actually thought it showed great initiative and leadership.
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@AmishPornStar1: Cupcakes are for people who don't have the dedication and stamina to eat a whole cake! Losers.
@mrtruthandsoul: [3 AM] 5yo: *sobbing* Daddy Me: Ughhh..yes, sweetheart, what's wrong? 5yo: I'm lonely... Me: Then, don't ever get married. 5yo: Ok, Daddy.
@randomnloveit: If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine.
@VanVeenB: Good mothers let you lick the beaters when they're making a cake. Great mothers turn the mixer off first.