@AnnaKei26: According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the blood alcohol level is to be measured in Lohans now
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@machiavellino: (i go up to lady pushing baby in stroller and put my foot up on the stroller to address the baby) hey baby... is this woman bothering you
@heidiknits: Just had a 9 minute argument with The Boy over why he needs to change his underwear this morning. Don't forget your birth control, friends.