@AnnaKei26: According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the blood alcohol level is to be measured in Lohans now
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@WilliamAder: If they want to increase the use of public transit, they should start using a scale at the DMV license renewal counter.
@TrolleyCat: I want a "refrigerataur." Half horse, half refrigerator. I could ride it AND eat from it which is just plain sensible we are in a recession.
@KalvinMacleod: ME: I don't know about your cat but mine is an absolute angel MY CAT: *releases one of the hostages*
@2tonbug: "Check, please!" - Me, at a restaurant begging the waiter to make sure there are no monsters under the table