@AnnaKei26: According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the blood alcohol level is to be measured in Lohans now
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@juliussharpe: I'll vote for whichever presidential candidate promises to end the banter before two people announce who won an Emmy.
@LurkAtHomeMom: Therapist: U need some tools to cope with ur anger Me: Like a sledgehammer? T: No. More like breathing- M: Fire? Can u make me breathe fire?
@SweetTweetsBRO: I used to be a people person, but apparently collecting people in your basement is frowned upon.