@Cnelson019Carol: According to the stores .I should be in a Halloween costume, sitting under a Christmas tree eating turkey . I'm so confused.
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@LooseTalks_Girl: When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. That says everything about marriage.
@Shot_Of_Cabo: Impress your wife by cleaning something she just cleaned and then proudly announce, "There! Now it's clean."
@BarebakAssassin: Most problems can be solved by pouring a concrete slab over the person causing the problems.