@Cnelson019Carol: According to the stores .I should be in a Halloween costume, sitting under a Christmas tree eating turkey . I'm so confused.
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@thegayfarmerguy: Doc: You have gallstones Me: Ugh. Doc: You can control it with diet. Me: Great! Doc: No chocolate, cheese, fried foods... Me: Take it out.
@nolifecoach: To the woman with the screaming kids in Walmart: If you're wondering how the condoms got in your cart....You're welcome