@DaddyJew: According to this box of spaghetti I am an Italian family of 8
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@GMPaiella: The part of the Bible I relate to the most is when Jesus makes a scene at the farmers market
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@KalvinMacleod: GOD: for this to work, I need them to feel love CUPID: how about I shoot them through the heart with an arrow? GOD: ur starting to worry me