@Cpin42: According to Verizon, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ.
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@Ivsy01: If he asks you to be his girlfriend say yes and then hide from him so he can never break up with you.
@Gooooats: I keep trying to turn my hat around backwards so I can get down to business, but it's a sombrero and I'm making zero progress.
@dave_cactus: ME: *robbing bank* More like, I'm BANKing on you not tripping the alarm! Haha! TELLER: Haha! COPS: *tackling me from behind* Haha!
@mstluvstrinkets: Got fast food so many times this week that when mcd's asked me to pull out front to wait for my order, I was expecting an intervention.