@mrtruthandsoul: According to WebMD, I either have the Ebola virus or I just sat on my car keys :/
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@OctopusCavemann: My grandpa was always full of wise sayings. I’ll never forget the last thing he said. “Don’t unplug that you dummy.”
@Lamalover2: Are you surprised at life in general or is that just the way you plucked your eyebrows?
@Home_Halfway: WHAT DO WE WANT?! Follow-up questions! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? OH HELL YEAH THAT'S THE STUFF
@anerdonfire2: Look dude, I'm going to need to see alot more chest hair and jewelry if you want into my Disco party