@mrtruthandsoul: According to WebMD, I either have the Ebola virus or I just sat on my car keys :/
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@SequelsWeWant: Ocean's 45: The group gets bigger each heist It's too hard to keep secrets Someone posts the next plan on Facebook Everyone goes to jail
@ericsshadow: It's funny how Gina who cheated on me in 9th grade because I was "too much of a prude" is now a Catholic school teacher.
@krishna_van: I don't always say 'oops', but when I do, it's usually ten minutes after I have a brilliant idea.