@mrtruthandsoul: According to WebMD, I either have the Ebola virus or I just sat on my car keys :/
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@SteveSuckington: For some reason, the Disney movie "101 Dalmatians" was much more popular than it's sequel "Picking up Dog Shit for Eternity."
@LetMeStart: 8yo, as I read her a fairy tale at bedtime: WOW your chin is hairy. Me: ...so the witch threw the overly-observant kid in the oven. The End.
@ReticentTurnip: Are you questioning my vocabulary skills, pal? Cause you are gonna get punched right in the plethora