@mrtruthandsoul: According to WebMD, I either have the Ebola virus or I just sat on my car keys :/
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@WhiskeySoured: If you feel like you're going through a rough patch, just remember that it only lasts through adulthood.
@elle91: A haiku to my boss who asked me to work this weekend: Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha no
@Try2StopME: Good Morning guys! Just ran 21 kilometers in 2.8 hours. Really didnt know I could have done it. Temple Run is a really motivating game.