@envydatropic: According to WebMD, people are Sick & Tired of me
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@dreadnaught69: I hate corporate lingo. Stuff like "core competency" or "design out the problem" or "I'm gonna need you to go ahead and do some work today"
@weedguy420boner: why do we park in the driveway but fetishize an impossible and ridiculous masculinity on the hemingway
@edgarrants: My wife said if she heard me chewing one more time, she was going to murder me. So I stole the batteries from her hearing aids.