@omgthatspunny: Accountants have the toughest job in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
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@ceejoyner: Sometimes at the beach it's like "gross, is that a condom?" Yes. And it's staying on. Not looking to raise any shark children.
@Cryptoterra: after my son won his soccer game, his teammate invited us over to celebrate. it was father, son, and the goalie host
@1evilidiot: You people that are getting sex regularly either need to keep that shit to yourselves or be more descriptive.