@FuckabillyRex: Achieve the "smokey eye" look by setting your head on fire.
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@AnkCoupleTO: Bartender: A shot of whiskey can cleanse the soul Me: *thinks back to the time I "experimented" in college* I'll take 27 bottles please
@I_am_Lukem: I don't understand why people get excited about carbon dating. But then perhaps I just haven't met the right pencil.
@WilliamAder: Starting to think the frog dissection skills I learned in high school are never going to pay off.