@FuckabillyRex: Achieve the "smokey eye" look by setting your head on fire.
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@SortaBad: Babies are like Starbucks because they're expensive as shit and yet you still forget them on the roof of your car
@WigCannon: What if the missing plane is still up there? "What?" Did you check the sky? "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.
@HelloJessicaFox: A little about me: I’m a beekeeper. I see a bee, I keep it. I don’t care whose bee it is. Should have been watching it better.