@FuckabillyRex: Achieve the "smokey eye" look by setting your head on fire.
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@Mr_Kapowski: To the cars honking behind me, Sorry I held up the drive thru line for 5 minutes counting to make sure I got all 50 of my McNuggets
@benerdist: A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now how do you extract a fork from bone without causing more damage?
@Reverend_Scott: [class trip] I'm farmer Joe, this is my farm DO U HAVE COWS? Yes, it's a dairy farm DO U HAVE WHALES? Kid, why wouldn't we have whales?