@FuckabillyRex: Achieve the "smokey eye" look by setting your head on fire.
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@BlindChow: [1st moon landing] Mission Ctrl: Be sure to say something important & profound Neil: Ok *steps onto moon* Neil: *clears throat* I'm a vegan
@Spaced_Cowboy00: A beautiful woman said hi to me at the store and I panicked and said Merry Christmas.
@BobTheSuit: I have a picture of Leonard Nimoy holding a kitten. I call it Spock and Aww. Thank you. Goodnight, everybody.
@FrenulumBreve: [love making] Her: [leans in] "do that thing you know I like." [i cease to exist] Her: "yeah baby."