@bourgeoisalien: Acid rain is total bullshit. I stood in it for hours and didn't even hallucinate one time.
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@Jason_Horton: People are so fake how can you love your newborn baby when you met it like 2 minutes ago and don't know anything about it
@SortaBad: [karate tournament] coach: Billy sweep the leg! me in the crowd: haha hey billy vacuum his head! *Billy just wails opponent with a Dyson*
@brianbowman73: I give new meaning to the word "awesome." At least I did when I changed the Wikipedia entry.
@theroneman: Clyde: I'm looking 4 a partner. What's ur name? "Bonnie" C: That ur real name? "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is