@bourgeoisalien: Acid rain is total bullshit. I stood in it for hours and didn't even hallucinate one time.
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@tsm560: Me: I really don't have any bad habits to speak of. Her: So you have no bad habits? Me: No, I have plenty! Just none I'd want to speak of.
@theguywitheyes: ME: I'll have the steak, medium-rare please WAITER: Sure, would you like anything on the side? ME: To be totally candid I’d like it all on the plate