@bourgeoisalien: Acid rain is total bullshit. I stood in it for hours and didn't even hallucinate one time.
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@Bandersnaaatch: Until my sneezes have time to figure out their beliefs, please stop blessing them.
@daplusk: The only time me and a girl orgasmed at the same time,nnShe didn't even know I was in the cupboard.
@CorkyCrash: I think it's a bad sign that when 9 tries to play charades, everyone's first guess is "constipation."
@byrdie_num_num: Wife and I made a deal. She gets to keep hair on her legs, and I get to keep my opinions to myself. Baby steps.