@bourgeoisalien: Acid rain is total bullshit. I stood in it for hours and didn't even hallucinate one time.
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@Ivsy01: Put all your neighbors names on your Halloween tombstones in your front yard and wink when you're outside and they walk by.
@juliacomedy: remember when u found out the french word for seal was phoque and u were like this is the best day of my phoquing life
@mattgallo123: This cashier just held my five dollar bill up to the light in case you're wondering how I do with first impressions.