@sunexplode: Act happy in the supermarket checkout line to contradict the sad story unfolding on the conveyor belt.
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@shegotagronk: If you're ever interested in having a near death experience just tell a girl she's not hot enough to be that crazy.
@BillMc7: I see your point. You're right. My timing could have been much better. I'm sorry I proposed to you at your father's funeral.
@TrueTorontoGirl: Boss: Have I made myself clear? Me: No, I can still see you. Boss: Shakes head.