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@donni: Actions speak louder than birds (except for parrots)
@GloriaFallon123: You know you do too much online shopping when your kids start drawing pictures for the UPS man.
@HeelyRiddler: for all #parents out there
@panmidwest: Pro Tip: Make sure you wear your Fitbit on your dominant hand so you get credit every time you lift an ice cream cone to your mouth.
@Severnjaca: I don't have a drafts folder. My tweeting style is "blender without the lid on".
@Ygrene: Know why I pulled you over?
1987, 7-11 on Main, you paid for Coke but filled your cup with Slurpee. We gotcha. We finally gotcha