@donni: Actions speak louder than birds (except for parrots)
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@LMHPhotog: Asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov's dog & Schrödinger's cat. She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
@TheDairylandDon: They say drugs will hurt your long term memory but I kind of take pride in needing to Google the proper spelling of "Bieber" every damn time
@joeheenan: 10 years ago today, I married my best friend... My wife's still really angry about it but me & Dave were drunk & thought it was funny
@TheGrimKing: Before meeting a hot chick, wish I could talk to the dude who's sick of her bullshit.