@McNevich: Actions speak louder than words, unless those words are spoken by a drunken woman
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@PastorBate: Sea cucumbers are actually animals, so regular cucumbers are either lying or they need to step their game up.
@yungsweater: *Playing catch* *dad throws ball over fence* "I'll get it son!" *25 years later* "Wow he must've thrown it far"
@NicestHippo: If you think you're bad with words, imagine the first guy to say "There there" when consoling someone
@bryanmcc74: How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ? She should play the lottery too !