@PaperWash: Actions speak louder than words when you smack someone in the back of the head with a shovel
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@TheMichaelRock: I've seen enough episodes of "Cops" to know that you should avoid all people with blurry faces.
@LackOfShame: Brain: What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on? Do the math! Me: Seriously?! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow
@AndyAsAdjective: How was your day? -You know in Die Hard when he runs barefoot over broken glass? That bad? -Oh no. It's just a cool scene. My day was decent