@PaperWash: Actions speak louder than words when you smack someone in the back of the head with a shovel
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@AnkCoupleTO: [coming out of coma] Doc: You survived the heart attack Me: I'm going to eat right & get fit D: *shows me hospital bill* M: *pulls plug*
@Michael_Erhart: [Sea fishing] Me: This is fun. [Deep sea fishing] Me: Many men go fishing all their lives without knowing that it's not fish they're after.
@Sophie2078: Me: I love it when I'm on top of his... Friend: Sophie! There are kids here! Me: Timeline. I was going to say timeline.