@garrettbarry70: 'Active' shower gel because I have no idea what active smells like.
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@MsLighthouseCat: Texans can't comprehend vegans. We just think their barbeque grills are broken.
@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: Why do you do chores if you don't like to? Me: The same reason you eat your vegetables. 5: Because Mom is scary? Bingo.
@WilliamAder: I remember my first time at a mic. "Cleanup on aisle 5" & "Price check-Advil" were two early bits that really seemed to resonate with folks.