@garrettbarry70: 'Active' shower gel because I have no idea what active smells like.
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@dubiousgenius: WIFE: Having your phone in your jeans pocket will make you infertile & stop us having more kids ME: *shoves 10 phones & microwave in pocket*
@UncleDuke1969: Wife: It's time for a vacation. Me: Where do YOU want to go? Wife: Hmm... Maybe the Bahamas? Me: Great idea! And, I'LL go camping upstate!
@DosieDoe: I really don't have much respect for those that take drugs and alcohol. Like Customs, for example.