@markleggett: ACTORS: It's easy to appear blind. Look near but never at someone when you talk to them, and if anyone says "Did you see that?" say "Nope".
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@sickipediabot: "70% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English" That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard.
@fro_vo: [restaurant] Waiter: *holding pepper mill* say when Me: huh? why Waiter: when means stop Me: oh Date: how do you not- okay you know what i think we should stop seeing each other Me: *glances knowingly at waiter* i think you mean we should WHEN seeing each other
@NewDadNotes: God: i’m sorry but the answer is no. Butterfly: please? God: I can’t do it. Butterfly: don’t I deserve a best friend? God: yes but a Toastfly is just too ridiculous. Butterfly: ok fine : ( Jellyfish: he wouldn’t make me a Peanutbutterfish either.