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@SleepingSuspect: Actual voice mail:
"Molly, this is your mother. I just texted you but I don't know how to make the facey-things so...happy face at the end."

Actual voice mail:
“Molly, this is your mother. I just texted you but I don’t know how to make the facey-things so…happy face at the end.”

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