@rachelle_mandik: "Actually I have a lot of secs" is apparently not the right answer to "Do you have a sec?"
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@BuckyIsotope: *calls son at college* Pop quiz, son “Ok” What’s the opposite of a hot dog “Um…a cold cat?” Exactly. Now let’s talk about Fluffy