@Skullcat: Actually, I'd rather you shut your talk-hole, not your pie-hole. If you have a hole that gives pie, I'm going in there, because HELLO PIE.
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@donni: MAYOR: I now present you a key to the city ME: So long, suckers! *hops in city and drives away* MAYOR: Come back! I need that for work!
@1Happytwit: 6yo's can't go to jail so I have no idea why this one's refusing to drive me home from the pub.
@Tylerosis: I say I want a gf but I don't even know what I'd do with one. Do you just kiss her and leave her alone in a corner? How often does it eat?
@Darlainky: Nice try little pine tree air freshener, but this gas station restroom needs the efforts of an entire forest.