@alanritchson: Actually officer, if you factor in the earth's rotation, we were all speeding
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@juliussharpe: Parachuting is probably the best way to put your life in the hands of a backpack.
@SarahFemme: The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother.
@leadnotfolow: There are only 2 Canadian things I don't like: 1) Celine Dion 2) Canadian geese Guess which one is chasing me everytime I go outside.