@alanritchson: Actually officer, if you factor in the earth's rotation, we were all speeding
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@krissywillbretz: Searched my teens room for drugs, was told "you don't give me enough money for drugs." I don't know whether to be proud or up his allowance.
@mllebeckyrose: I'm sorry I slapped you but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.