@benicus_rex: actually these are my therapy bees i'm allowed to take them on the bus with me
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@TheMichaelRock: Hey guy driving the speed limit with your hands at 10 & 2, can I have some of that weed you're transporting?
@theshamingofjay: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like shit until you have something someone else needs
@fluffysuse: When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich? Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
@DamienFahey: I've never seen a workplace Hanukkah display that didn't shout, "We legally had to do this."