@benicus_rex: actually these are my therapy bees i'm allowed to take them on the bus with me
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@howe007: I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "hey, that one over there is shaped like an alcoholic".
@kjoy1019: If I don't clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial.
@TheBoydP: A no carb diet can make you detached, remote and standoffish so occasionally you should eat aloof of bread.
@GetCougarized: I bought a laser pointer, but I don't have a cat. So I 'borrowed' my neighbor's toddler, but he doesn't seem to get it. Babies are stupid.